Kontaktanzeigen/ Lonely hearts ads

So, jetzt bin ich mal wieder an der Reihe, Euer Macho Alpha. Ich habe ja inzwischen eine Kontaktanzeige im Internet aufgegeben. Sehr seriös, meine Menschen meinen das gehört sich so, auch meine Beurteilungen, Informationen zu den Eltern und Gesundheitsergebnisse müssen da stehen. da habe ich jetzt mal bei verschiedenen Hundekollegen nachgeschaut wie die das so machen. Wir wollen dieses Mal nicht darüber reden ob die wohl alle eine Zuchtzulassung haben und Ahnenpapiere vom VDH. Einfach mal rein informativ und zur Unterhaltung.

Now it is my turn, your Macho Alpha. I placed a personal ad in the internet now. Very professional, my humans say that this is the way to go including ratings, information about my parents and health tests. So I looked what my dog colleagues posted. Let's not talk about breeding permit or VDH pedigrees this time. It is just about getting informed and for entertainment.

Our beautiful chocolate merle stud dog is ready for the..
Our very beautiful chocolate merle male is grown-up now and wants to become a dad. He isn't very experienced yet but very interested. He has a complete pedigree and weighs about...

Also der sucht ein Mädchen die ihm zeigt wie es geht.
He is looking for a female who shows him how to act.

Our pure breed labrador stud dog is waiting for a healthy female. He is 5 years old, very intelligent, no hunting drive, social. Shoulder height, ca. 63 cm, only for healthy bitch with...

Gesund ist immer gut und wozu braucht ein Labrador Jagdtrieb - oder sind das etwas Jagdhunde?
Healthy is always good and what would he want with a hunting drive, or are labradors hunting dogs?

We are looking for a dog girl who likes our Carlos. Carlos is three years and really wild. He is a mix between a wolfhound and shepherd.

Ein wilder Mix der Carlos, hoffentlich findet er eine Hundedame die ihn toll findet!
A wild mix, Carlos, hope he will find a female who likes him!

Havanese stud dog, no sale

Hello dear ladies. My name is... (my mom calls me Ben) and I would like to have visits of nice ladies, of course I could visit too.

Hallo Ben, nett dass Du auch Hausbesuche machst!
Hey Ben, nice to make visits at home, too!

Jack Russel stud dog is looking for nice lady for hot hours;) If you are interested, please contact me, more pictures by reply, kind regards
Looking for a stud dog for my chihuahua female:) for next year 2016. Already looking this year for the right male, should be long haired.

Der Jack Russel schickt weitere Fotos auf Anfrage, sehr schlau. - Für die Chihuahua Dame gibt es weiter unten was.
Jack Russel will send more pictures in private, very cunning . - For the chihuaha female I found something below.

Very beautiful stud dog, 1,8 months old

Hey dog friends, I offer my male for mating with bitches

1,8 Monate? Ist der nicht ein bisschen jung? Vielleicht meinten sie 18 Monate.
1,8 months? A little too young, or what do you think? Maybe it was 18 months.

Chow Chow stud dog!!

Hey, I am Charlie! I am 5 years old and friendly but also vigilant. I am 50 cm tall and pure breed. Unfortunately my blue tongue is a bit blurred but it can be seen :)

Blaue Zunge ist ja wichtig beim Chow Chow. Blue tongue is important for a Chow Chow!

Stud dog !!! 

Attention stud dog!!! miniature bulli

Kurz und knapp - Achtung! - Short and precise - attention!

Chihuaha likes to mate with all. 

I have to offer a little Chi male for mating. He likes to mate all females where he arrives. He has a height of 23 cm and I simply search females for him who like to...

Das scheint ein kleiner Schlingel zu sein. Bei großen Hündinnen bitte Leiter mitbringen!
Seems to be a womanizer. Bring  a ladder for taller females!

Good-looking stud dog!

Our cuddler is waiting for nice ladies' visits. He is 6 years old and fit. He already mated. If you have questions or are interested, just contact me..

Schmusehund mit Erfahrung! - Cuddler with experience.